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here kitty, kitty our glorious master one who will keep us from coming disaster what's that you want milk I'll fetch it post haste beat my time again for this wonderous taste would you like a seat let me lend you my face or a leather couch to scrath that I will need to replace oh here kitty, kitty I hold you on top as high as possible and shall never stop here human, human is what should be said to you who takes away my hearts canine dread so thank you my leader MajorGeneralWhiskes there's tuna in the fridge were having it for dinner

a e i o u n ba be bi bo bu da de di do du fa fe fi fo fu ga ge gi go gu ha he hi ho hu ja je ji jo ju ka ke ki ko ku la le li lo lu ma me mi mo mu na ne ni no nu pa pe pi po pu ra re ri ro ru sa se si so su ta te ti to tu va ve vi vo vu wa we wi wo wu ya ye yi yo yu za ze zi zo zu bya bye byo byu cha che chi cho chu fya fye fyo fyu gya gye gyo gyu hya hye hyo hyu kya kye kyo kyu mya mye myo myu nya nye nyo nyu pya pye pyo pyu rya rye ryo ryu sha she shi sho shu tsa tse tsi tso tsu zua zue zui zuo

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cheesecakes because you'll only end up with a bazooka in your knee." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween , I was gardening with my best friend Melody. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious  and spooky sounds came from deep within. Melody saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!